Score: 9

"Great"

submission: Samus and Megaman Part 2

date: June 29, 2003

That was a very high quality movie, and definitely a level above Dante vs. Link. I applaud you :)

Score: 3

"Ack"

submission: 5 More Minutes

date: June 2, 2003

I don't know how much more I can take of this... The fact that your movies destroy everything else at Newgrounds with no humor or animation, combined with everyone's obsession with wanting to see a 2-d goth girl naked, just makes me want to vomit.

I guess I can't blame you though, It only has to take about hour to make one of these...

Hey, for your next one, just have Germaine completely naked, and have foamy repeat a few lines. Don't bother with a background, music, sound, or animation period. Make them stand there. Their mouths don't even need to move. You'll probably get a flat 5.00 out of 5.00 and rule NG forever.

Score: 10

"More than deserving of #1"

submission: Ronin-Spirit of the Sword

date: April 19, 2003

This is the most amazing flash creation I have ever seen. Better than any professionally designed flash or java game. You thought of everything. Every aspect of the game is beautiful. Maybe I appreciate it more being a low level programmer myself. Unfortunately it runs choppy on my computer in low quality, so I really only got a chance to appreciate training mode. Plenty for me though. I'm not even going to suggest a sequel, because the time you would have to take out of your life to top this is unimaginable.

Great work!

Score: 10

"Great"

submission: Tactics Core Demo

date: March 6, 2003

This is a programming masterpiece. Amazing. The way allies move out of the way and stuff... If you ever made a full-length game out of this it would absolutely blow the portal away.

Score: 5

"Why?"

submission: A Postal Event

date: March 5, 2003

Why do these get rated so damn high? I mean, your're a good artist and all but seriously.. This cartoon... it's one scene... there's a background. And three characters consiting of movie clips. A little cat thing pops around and says stuff that isn't really funny. And yet this dominates the top percent of the portal submissions.

????????????

Score: 7

"Well..."

submission: Comet Magnum Episode 2

date: March 4, 2003

I really did like the story, and the music.

I hate to be harsh, but the graphics were horrid. Stop using the radial gradient so much, and at least go for some symmetry.

And shoot-outs only seemed to consist of a flashing screen and a cut to an odd shaped hole in the head.

If you continue the series and work on the presentation you could have something good here :)

Score: 0

"Ack"

submission: mr rogers wake&bake

date: March 3, 2003

This sucked fucking shit my friend. Not only was it horribly animated with web images, it makes fun of such a great TV personality. I never give all zeros but I hope this gets taken off the front page from it's poor taste and shoddy work.

Score: 8

"Good. but..."

submission: hellz kitchen

date: March 2, 2003

The graphics were absolutely amazing, as well as the sound and flow of the movie.. but I just didn't find it funny in the least!

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: COKEHEAD 2

date: February 1, 2003

All I can say is that must have taken some time... I've made simple games in flash and it can be really hard to get the simplest thing to work out. I mean just the first level alone- how osama's eyes follow the mouse and all the interactive stuff going on.... Great Work. But, I don't know about that box level, it's about impossible on easy....

Score: 10

"Man...."

submission: Johnny Rocketfingers

date: January 24, 2003

This game is absolutely fucking bad ass. Hilarious high quality. Good replay value too. The only downside I can find lays in the game design, some parts are a little linear, where you can't click on some things until something else happens. But that's all part of the style. Great job.