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Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Ohio
Job: Flash Guy
I've got a lot of work ahead of me...
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Whistle Status: Bronze
Exp. Points: 13,060 / 13,600
Exp. Rank #: 425
Voting Pow.: 7.62 votes
BBS Posts: 13,091 (5.52 per day)
Flash Reviews: 96
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 38
Stickers: 25
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Hey, that was really good, two things though- it appears you could have compressed the audio a bit more because the movie wasn't as long as I'd thought it would be. Also, It would look a lot better if you used actual text instead of scribbling it on.
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That was a very high quality movie, and definitely a level above Dante vs. Link. I applaud you :)
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I don't know how much more I can take of this... The fact that your movies destroy everything else at Newgrounds with no humor or animation, combined with everyone's obsession with wanting to see a 2-d goth girl naked, just makes me want to vomit.
I guess I can't blame you though, It only has to take about hour to make one of these...
Hey, for your next one, just have Germaine completely naked, and have foamy repeat a few lines. Don't bother with a background, music, sound, or animation period. Make them stand there. Their mouths don't even need to move. You'll probably get a flat 5.00 out of 5.00 and rule NG forever.
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This is the most amazing flash creation I have ever seen. Better than any professionally designed flash or java game. You thought of everything. Every aspect of the game is beautiful. Maybe I appreciate it more being a low level programmer myself. Unfortunately it runs choppy on my computer in low quality, so I really only got a chance to appreciate training mode. Plenty for me though. I'm not even going to suggest a sequel, because the time you would have to take out of your life to top this is unimaginable.
Great work!
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This is a programming masterpiece. Amazing. The way allies move out of the way and stuff... If you ever made a full-length game out of this it would absolutely blow the portal away.
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Why do these get rated so damn high? I mean, your're a good artist and all but seriously.. This cartoon... it's one scene... there's a background. And three characters consiting of movie clips. A little cat thing pops around and says stuff that isn't really funny. And yet this dominates the top percent of the portal submissions.
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I really did like the story, and the music.
I hate to be harsh, but the graphics were horrid. Stop using the radial gradient so much, and at least go for some symmetry.
And shoot-outs only seemed to consist of a flashing screen and a cut to an odd shaped hole in the head.
If you continue the series and work on the presentation you could have something good here :)
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This sucked fucking shit my friend. Not only was it horribly animated with web images, it makes fun of such a great TV personality. I never give all zeros but I hope this gets taken off the front page from it's poor taste and shoddy work.
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The graphics were absolutely amazing, as well as the sound and flow of the movie.. but I just didn't find it funny in the least!
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All I can say is that must have taken some time... I've made simple games in flash and it can be really hard to get the simplest thing to work out. I mean just the first level alone- how osama's eyes follow the mouse and all the interactive stuff going on.... Great Work. But, I don't know about that box level, it's about impossible on easy....
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