Afro-Ninja's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2003)The Camcorder]

Hehe

Knox you rock dude. I wanna go make some claymations now.... :D

Knox responds:

Awesome getting a review from you,im glad im inspiring people to make more clay animations..That rules..as long as i dont get kicked out of my thrown.. :(

[Shasta ++]

Well...

I hate clock crew movies, but I love Shasta cola. Bonus points for suxor your penor.

[Newgrounds News 8]

Good stuff

These have definitely improved from when I first saw them. Congrats on making front page!

[pick a death, any death]

no

Pretty poopy.. but I guess if you're only 9 it's understandable. I couldn't do flash at 9..

[The Mattress Resprung 2/2]

Or what, you'll fuck my grandma??

That is funny stuff... and it takes a lot to make me laugh. I laughed out loud at some parts. Your parody work is dead on, it reminds of those hotshots movies. The only thing I can dock you on is the graphics, they are uglier than carrie ann moss. Seriously, spend some time on your drawings and animation, and make another for revolutions. I look forward to it :)

[Mario Brothers - Part I]

I like it

Hey, that was really good, two things though- it appears you could have compressed the audio a bit more because the movie wasn't as long as I'd thought it would be. Also, It would look a lot better if you used actual text instead of scribbling it on.

[Samus and Megaman Part 2]

Great

That was a very high quality movie, and definitely a level above Dante vs. Link. I applaud you :)

[5 More Minutes : Foamy The Squirrel]

Ack

I don't know how much more I can take of this... The fact that your movies destroy everything else at Newgrounds with no humor or animation, combined with everyone's obsession with wanting to see a 2-d goth girl naked, just makes me want to vomit.

I guess I can't blame you though, It only has to take about hour to make one of these...

Hey, for your next one, just have Germaine completely naked, and have foamy repeat a few lines. Don't bother with a background, music, sound, or animation period. Make them stand there. Their mouths don't even need to move. You'll probably get a flat 5.00 out of 5.00 and rule NG forever.

[A Postal Event : Foamy The Squirrel]

Why?

Why do these get rated so damn high? I mean, your're a good artist and all but seriously.. This cartoon... it's one scene... there's a background. And three characters consiting of movie clips. A little cat thing pops around and says stuff that isn't really funny. And yet this dominates the top percent of the portal submissions.

????????????

[Comet Magnum Episode 2]

Well...

I really did like the story, and the music.

I hate to be harsh, but the graphics were horrid. Stop using the radial gradient so much, and at least go for some symmetry.

And shoot-outs only seemed to consist of a flashing screen and a cut to an odd shaped hole in the head.

If you continue the series and work on the presentation you could have something good here :)